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Had Demotivational Poster


SUN SHADE - If only you could attach it to a hat


TAGS: sunshade hats
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

Chef - May 4, 2010, 7:12 pm
It is unfortunate that this guy is probably the BRAINS of his posse!
Koradan - November 6, 2009, 2:34 pm
File this under "DEE de DEEEEEE" TURN THE DAMN HAT AROUND, DOUCHE!!!!
IllicoPresto - September 4, 2009, 12:20 am
If it's been done before, i neversaw it.
Haarakkon - September 3, 2009, 11:59 pm
I think Airman had it, very similar concept.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 11:53 pm
To quote a famous motifaker... I don't get it.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:48 pm
*thing (not this)
Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:47 pm
If it was the second this you said, I'd expect you to already be domniating the big board already -- you know you wanna.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 11:46 pm
Either this has been done recently, or I'm Nostradamusin' the fuuk outta this site.


PERSPECTIVE -




JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT - With my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clock's broken and I'm wide awake... Not sure who won


TAGS: just had an argument
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

falloutghoul - May 8, 2013, 10:01 am
Right.
M0rd3kaI - May 8, 2013, 2:06 am
If you don't die doing your duty then you have not lived a life worth living eh?
falloutghoul - April 30, 2013, 10:55 am
I think the clock actually won. It accomplished its goal.
M0rd3kaI - August 11, 2012, 6:31 pm
Yes... yes I did... well, tired as I was, was still a nice day. Thanks Ug
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 3:45 pm
Mord, seems you went "ape" over this!
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:47 am
Not sure if "win-win" or "lose-lose" situation... 5L
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:15 am
hehehe, ni5e


I SEE THE LIGHT - The bridge was commissioned by the Vatican. We can see what they had on their minds.


TAGS: is it wrong is it right to stare at the shadows alright
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:43 pm
I can never forget Margaret Cho's description of the pope. a man in a gorgeous white and gold dress, in a city of 500 men only, surrounded by the finest antiques in the world... who professes not to like gays.


MISS ME YET -


TAGS: not mine came in an email but had to post
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 12:59 pm
Hell No! And Politi-Fail!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 8:33 pm
Politifake now equals 1 lion sorry
Lederhosen - October 15, 2009, 12:41 pm
no
MO - October 3, 2009, 10:22 pm
Sean I was just talking crazy! You go on and chase Politifuckers all you want! You're good at it. I tend to get all spun up. You on the other hand, kill 'em with funny.
Sean - October 3, 2009, 10:16 pm
Wooowww, MO. I'm good. No more of that for tonight. Promise.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 10:08 pm
I think Reagan might be a little past the useful zombie date, but you'd have to check with EGD to be sure.
MO - October 3, 2009, 10:06 pm
Awww crap! There goes the wabbit. Someone go chase him down and pull him off that polit-a-timmy's leg. And then kick the timmy in the spuds.....
Sean - October 3, 2009, 10:00 pm
Pussies go caps lock. Would Reagan have ever used caps lock? I don't think so -- his astrologer told him computers are bad luck.
53CT10N 8 - October 3, 2009, 9:57 pm
REAGAN WASNT A PUSSY LIKE THE DEMOCRATS
53CT10N 8 - October 3, 2009, 9:56 pm
So why would that matter to you? p.s OBAMA SUCKS BRING BACK REAGAN
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:06 pm
Not even slightly... and I dont even live in America...
ILB - September 27, 2009, 11:17 am
hahaha are you serious?
me - September 25, 2009, 2:32 pm
Omg YES! Obama's gotta go!
Jmac0585 - September 25, 2009, 12:12 pm
Nope.
Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:54 am
Yes Reagan ... bigger gov't, higher taxes, more regulation, higher gov't spending ... he was a hell of a democrat.
Preacher Man - September 25, 2009, 3:36 am
Miss you? Yeah, but our aim is getting better. The only Republican worth missing in the last 40 years was Reagan. Now there was a real President.
WTFO - September 25, 2009, 1:13 am
Definitely.


LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - Some predict it will make black holes Some say it will yield new particles I predict GIANT ATOMIC CATS!


TAGS: humor hadron cat fodder
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
-- no less! I'm going to the forums!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 25, 2008, 4:51 am
You do, however, bring up an excellent point. This poster had 53 votes lie yesterday and now it has 70. For a poster a few months old, that just seems suspicious. I've also seen EC guy commenting again lately. I call shenanigans! On my own poster, no
Ag218 - November 24, 2008, 10:42 pm
MWLF just attached the large hadron collider to the electric chair and it's rating took off! Only kidding, Doris... :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 23, 2008, 11:44 pm
Yeah. Hell, I made it and I'm suspicious. Did the LHC do something amazing very recently that I haven't heard about? If it's a black hole, I'm going to start smoking again!
jj - November 23, 2008, 11:05 pm
whoa - check out the sudden popularity of this motifake!
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 11:37 am
Awesome! You Win at Internet!
Mike Hunt - August 9, 2008, 2:15 pm
Epic awesome. +74 cool points sir.
Dude - August 9, 2008, 2:13 pm
Too awesome!
Roamer - August 9, 2008, 10:04 am
IT'S CATURDAY!!!! POST SOME FUCKING CATS!!!!
pro - August 9, 2008, 5:48 am
MWLF: if this hurts, you should see what I did to the "pure evil" poster...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 9, 2008, 12:29 am
Grooooaaaaannnnnnn! Pro, that hurt my pun liver.
pro - August 8, 2008, 8:09 pm
Doris, would that be a catastrophe?
Roamer - August 8, 2008, 4:51 pm
I say it will turn everyday into Caturday. ^_^
Doris Night aka MWLF - August 8, 2008, 4:34 pm
I got the pic from the new Fodder thread in the new Motifake forums. Join today!
jj - August 8, 2008, 4:23 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC WIN!!!


SUICIDE BOMBER INSTRUCTOR SAY: -


TAGS: jihad suicide kitty bomber instructor
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:48 am
*Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once! - Billy Connolly


ARCHITECTS - Need to understand the consequences of their designs.




CHAD KROEGER - He Wants To Be A Rockstar.


TAGS: nickelback chad kroeger chad kroeger rockstar
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Glenn

sgrw - April 16, 2009, 5:00 pm
gay i love chad
Big Daddy - December 21, 2008, 10:23 pm
Stupid sheeple just hating on something because its "cool"
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 10, 2008, 3:21 am
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! OH man let me catch my breath --- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Big Daddy - December 10, 2008, 12:00 am
Nickelbacks not that bad
Suh-weet - November 20, 2008, 11:48 am
Dave, Kris, Rob, and Matt are certainly not amused...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:00 pm
This is so bad I want to do the name game with it: lame lame bo bame banana fana fo fame fee fi mo mame..Lame!
Nero - August 12, 2008, 1:51 pm
Nah, I'm with Steve on this one. Copying and pasting a comic, then just repeating it? No imagination required.
Mr Miyagi - July 5, 2008, 3:52 pm
Actually i think its rather hilarious as it states the obvious. steve you have no idea of the concept of humour, i suggest you disconnect your modem and hang yourself with the cable... peace out baby :D
Steve - May 26, 2008, 11:18 am
This was such a wasted opportunity to make a witty comment about how much Nickleback suck, and instead you just repeat exactly what was said in the comic. Well done, dipshit.


Stuck in a rut -


TAGS: deer buck lamp shade on his head
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 29, 2014, 7:03 pm
Thanks for the comments everyone.
Oldsod - November 28, 2014, 7:08 am
A whitetail with a mullet? Must have been taken around here. 5L.
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:54 pm

LOL5
mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:26 pm
5 "undercover" horns.
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:35 am
Mastery. 5/F


HOLY COW!!! - I'm Batman!!!


TAGS: cat shadow batman
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by jinxa37

spypengen - August 15, 2012, 2:31 pm
5illy cat. Everyone know5 Batman i5 a dog.


SHADOW PRIESTS - I don't care if you're shadow spec - you're still healing.


TAGS: wow undead priests shadow priest spec
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Khatmonsuk

Agent K - July 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
shame their heals are shit might as well go with a healadin or resto druid
Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 9:16 pm
Indeed


POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.




SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole




SUBLIMINAL ARCHITECTURE - Subtlety is the key


TAGS: bridge shadow penises
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:01 pm
poodles to you
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
LMAO! 5 Poodles
Skog - November 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
Thats a first


FIFTY SHADES OF BEIGE - J. Lebowski




TIVO SUCKS -


TAGS: you had to ask
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:24 am
Good one bone! 5L
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 10:51 pm
Wow!! with all those great posters you've put out tonight, I thouhgt it was, my bad. ...oh, and Bone, sorry I didn't recognize it as yours :( 5L
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 10:44 pm
This isn't mine GS.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 10:44 pm
TTH, take a break..you're killin' me!! 5L


THIS IS BULLSHIT - I'm leavin'


TAGS: shadow of the colossus bullshit leaving leavin leavin
Rating: 2.32/5
J35u5M4 - September 16, 2008, 11:19 am
That Colossus was hard lol
Ronny - June 10, 2008, 4:39 pm
Oh, come on, you could at least try !
Les - June 9, 2008, 4:39 am
Me too follow the Les shaped blur!
Guest - May 24, 2008, 6:43 am
Indeed


PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.


TAGS: back in my day the controllers were made out of wood and we used them to hit this ball and if you missed you had to go find the ball blah blah blah
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am
Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that shot at blocks, much like Space Invaders.
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:40 pm
A little BC skunks can make anything fun! 5 Lions Space!
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 10:56 pm
Oh yea! old games rock!
Bartimaeus - December 12, 2009, 6:14 pm
Those classic games can bring hours of injoyment. Aren't they grand?
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2009, 5:59 pm
OMFG!Skarrde I am so lyke that two!! Pong rocks! I injoy space invaders two. How bout you?
Skarrde - December 12, 2009, 3:34 am
not me! I would injoy it to much!


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird fucked random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Smurf

Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


NIGHT ELVES -


TAGS: elves challenge shadow dark knight crazy wow warcraft
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am
Damn it! Monkeys suck! Wait...new training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with shotguns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:38 am
I totally don't have an account. Totally.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:37 am
That it is. It has taken more lives that we can count. Hell, it has more accounts than the world has people!
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am
Satan game!


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


GUESS WHAT... - Someone actually gave me a dime for every time you said something stupid.


TAGS: if i had a dime
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MindBenda

MindBenda - March 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Lol I was looking up pictures for a PowerPoint on counterfeiting.
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:09 pm
(carebear BANNED)


THE MOORS - History Leaves Out The Raptor Part




Multiculturalism -


TAGS: lol losers jerks jihad boston
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by RobertSpencer

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:30 pm
This poster lacks any context if you don't recognize these faces.
PapaFox - April 21, 2013, 5:38 pm
Yeah... let's kick out the Irish too, right?
maoworks2 - April 21, 2013, 5:37 pm
Go To Quebec Yull Get It Up To You're Eye Balls.


Backfire -


TAGS: fifty shades grey
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

User1842 - March 2, 2015, 3:10 pm
Never gonna watch it
mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:32 pm
Haven't seen the movie. Not sure I want to. The books, however, are pure porn wrapped around a decent adventure and intrigue story! I just can't imagine how they could make a good movie out of that fabulous rubbish. 5L! Its porn!
GaryO - February 16, 2015, 8:29 am
she beat me to it


SCHADENFREUDE -


TAGS: schadenfreude pleasure misfortune winter snow
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by steph1

CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:17 pm
snowing all weekend? we get that much over night sometimes


PANDA EINSTEIN -


TAGS: schadenfreude can be an energy
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - June 24, 2010, 7:48 pm
LOL! I see your bump, and raise this 5 poodles.
Airman - June 24, 2010, 7:03 pm
bump
Airman - February 9, 2010, 6:14 pm
still cracks me up
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 10:57 pm
Ouch.


YOUR RELIGION - Can't repel jihad of this magnitude


TAGS: ackbar jihad islam
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by dgbt

kkk1 - October 28, 2009, 2:12 pm
i love the islam
Agent K - July 28, 2009, 1:45 pm
Islam, it's a trap!


SWEARING -




PORTALS - NOT ALL OF THEM LEAD TO LEVEL 10 -




E. HONDA - Slapping around Street Fighter wannabes since 1993.




THAT MOMENT WHEN - YOUR SHADOW IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN YOU


TAGS: shadow dance
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - February 9, 2013, 2:32 am
Uggy be rollin’. 5L


I LOOK BACK - And All That Remains Is The Shadow of My Absence




PEOPLE -


TAGS: people shadows truth life hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Theinconsequent - November 13, 2011, 9:42 am
Brillant photo and a meaningful caption. This has it all. And I like this one so well, that I'm going to ask your permission to make use of it ;)


nerd porn -




AMNESIA -




FORESHADOWING - Tells you exactly what you always knew you never wanted in a way you never wanted to hear it.




NOW THAT'S JUST SAD... - When you're so ugly that you have to get your date liquored up before you can even try to lose your virginity.


TAGS: some poor timmy is sitting at home right now wishing he had a watermelon
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

CANADA - November 27, 2009, 4:49 pm
you cant boil it. the alcohol boils before the water
[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 12:01 pm
won't that burn off the alcohol
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 12:11 am
Heh heh. Warp isn't so warped.
Warp - October 12, 2009, 12:05 am
Get the juice from the watermelon and boil it.


WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.


TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh damn... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


LITTLE HADRON COLLIDER - If you use it right, she won't miss the Large Hadron Collider!




HADES - Drinks yoghurt, not souls.




WHEN I'M GONE... - Will anyone walk in deep loneliness, missing the sight of my shadow beside their own?




THE LIGHT IS BRIGHTEST - Only When the Shadow is Darkest ...


TAGS: light bright shadow dark
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Rick69

SemperFIrebomb - January 23, 2012, 6:20 am
the light is always brightest right before the train hits.


LIFE IS NOT -


TAGS: regrets assignment i ve had a few too few too mention but i live a free life
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:45 pm
I bow to a master. Now I'm off to get this in a tatoo on the side of my face.
Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:37 am
Bloody awesome.
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:09 pm
Totally amsome phydeaux! 5Ls.
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:27 pm
Praise from my betters. My day is now complete. I bow, and thank you all.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:13 am
That fukcing bada$$ Fido!!! 5L and fav'd!!!!!!!
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:41 am
Wow! Just Wow! I do not regret giving you 5 for this Phy.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 2:11 am
now thats agreat one! 5L


SOME FRIENDS -


TAGS: it s like veggies humor only i had a good childhood
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - January 13, 2010, 12:24 pm
RDSLMAO!! Thank jeebus I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:29 am
Thanks Goat...appreciate that.
The Goat - January 13, 2010, 3:16 am
This has got to be the best of 2010 so far!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:38 pm
Wicked and excellent Bone, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
Amsome, another great one Bone!


CHINA - Making the best toys since...well...ever. Who needs a f#ckin' recall?




RUN, RABBIT. RUN. -


TAGS: elmer fudd has had enough bugs made a wrong turn for the last time breath in the air by pink floyd
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

MisterJJ - January 10, 2010, 12:47 am
Dark... with a touch of Pink. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 8:43 pm
Thanks, man. I'm glad you like it.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 6:14 pm
Dark. Very well played! 5L


EMINEM -


TAGS: slim shady eminem
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:37 pm
this is funny and under rated 5L


GOATSE - Because scientists are perverts...




Home Depot -


TAGS: 50 shades hardware smbd
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 9:59 pm
Didja know that you can now purchase CONDOMS in a "HARD WEAR" store?
mizzdizz - May 16, 2015, 6:45 pm
LOL! Thanks, JW!
GaryO - May 16, 2015, 12:26 pm
heh heh
JesusWept - May 16, 2015, 9:52 am
All in one place. Brings a whole new meaning to "convenience store". 5 L's


PHOTOGRAPHY -


TAGS: shadows and contrasts
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
I gaveit a 5 before I read it


SHADOWS - Reveal what the mind wants but what the body is too afraid to show.


TAGS: shadows
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Uthon



SCHADENFREUDE - The feeling you get when the person in front of you at the store has this. SPAM for one... ouch!


TAGS: spam for one schadenfreude
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chef - June 9, 2010, 1:20 am
But spam for one? Spam is for SHARING!
Derek - June 8, 2010, 7:02 pm
But why? This mystery meat is Crazy Tasty®!


SOVIET RUSSIA -


TAGS: cheezy soviet russia but it had to be done assassinate president
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - December 31, 2010, 10:58 am
and then you apologize to him !
Talis Briedis - December 31, 2010, 2:46 am
And in the US only vice-president's hunt you down....
Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 8:17 pm
thanks
forseti - September 17, 2010, 10:53 am
Close to #97861 but one of the few funny "soviet russia" jokes.


CONCEPTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING - Someone failed to tell the Jihadist terrorists that the 72 virgins were pork




LESSONS -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by giulio

Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow fuck face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow fuckface, hitler was not half jewish or gay or any of that shit that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys swallow this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!


Wiarton Willie -


TAGS: groundhog shadow weather prediction murder
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 12:13 pm

-22 here in beautiful downtown Cheyenne this morning. 10" of snow on the ground and more expected. And I'm cooking red and green chili for 500 for Friday night (charity event).
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 5, 2014, 11:39 am
-20?!?!? In the words of Lewis Black, “That is not weather - that's an emergency condition!" With all due respect that is the only reason I don't want to move to Canada. The wife would mind, but I've got Mediterranean blood coursing through my veins.
MissPriss - February 4, 2014, 2:06 am
Hate...that's such a strong word. I don't hate ya, but I'd be watching your sunburnt back if I were you...teehee.
vulture - February 3, 2014, 4:53 pm
Well, that's the opposite of what we have here: 24C degrees.Just over 75F for those who prefer 'old money'.... Sun shining. Gentle breeze. (Ya hate me now, don'tcha?)
MissPriss - February 2, 2014, 7:51 pm
You lucky dog...-20c or something here!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 2, 2014, 7:47 pm
Winter? What's this winter you speak of? Lol. It's FINALLY raining in California. Hopefully, it'll do some good.


SCRUTINIZE -


TAGS: shadow curtain eyes
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sho - March 22, 2013, 3:24 pm
I know right.
Zetmonk - March 18, 2013, 1:19 am
I like this. Who decided bad can't be good?
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 12:07 pm
Nice try, Sho, nice try.


THE PROPOSAL -


TAGS: she had me with the burger cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 7:13 pm
I hope it comes with a defibrillator.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:41 pm
So, you get it then?
mikeman03 - December 4, 2010, 2:36 pm
Anyone else notice that he didn't check for female until item #3?
Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 1:06 pm
It a Quadruple bypass from the Heart Attack Grill. Notice she's dressed as a nurse.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:25 am
Although I prefer my burgers to fit in my hand, and the girl to be stacked... I'm now going to have to reconsider my stance.
Anonymous2 - July 22, 2010, 12:11 am
That's not just any cheeseburger, that's a stacker, and I see BACON!


TRANQUILITY -


TAGS: shouldn t have had that last beer
Rating: 4.25/5

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BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:50 am
LOL


OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?


TAGS: you just had to rent zombie dog catchers from hell didnt you assignment for november 5 dog
Rating: 3.21/5

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aesop's folly - November 14, 2009, 2:02 pm
WHERS YOUR DOG NAOW!
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:49 am
It's not a dog smiley face, sad face or one in a dress...they all have been a lot here (like all cats).
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 9:31 am
whats "non-typical"? so I may induldge.
BoneCD - November 5, 2009, 9:30 am
very nice BoR. I always like the non typical pics!


BEST CELL PHONE CALL -


TAGS: had to hold my figs while reading this
Rating: 3.19/5

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Zealot - April 30, 2010, 3:50 pm
it is


SCHADENFREUDE -


TAGS: schadenfreude oklahoma cry crybaby kid redneck sooner hook em
Rating: 2.82/5

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Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:42 am
"Lulz"... just say no.


I GIVE YOU.... - That girl that you had cybersex with that said "i dont do things like this all the time"




MURICHA!! -


TAGS: america patriotism jihadist kalif
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - December 31, 2014, 9:39 am
Ir's everything that the terrorists hate about us, and we're too ignorant to be embarresed about it. their walls have holes in it ours spit money out. It's a fat kid with a face full of fries and reaching across the table for another pile of fries
MPsniper - December 19, 2014, 8:40 pm
what is "muricha"?


THE SHIP -




"THEY COULD BE MILES OFF COURSE" - "That's impossible! They're on instruments"


TAGS: airplane quote had this one
Rating: 4.23/5

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GySgt1811 - March 10, 2011, 4:24 pm
"They could be Miles, of course. Nonsense, the trumpeter's Dizzy." 5 in 4/4.


DATING CLOWNS -


TAGS: she had ahawt body cubby
Rating: 4.16/5

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Arvantillian - March 29, 2011, 6:57 am
hehehe...why my ex is my ex...she thought she was married to a clown
RTFM52 - March 28, 2011, 1:39 pm
Don't think that's a chainsaw. More like a bush cutter.


UNCOMMON BEAUTY -


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L


ONE DAY AT THE BUTCHER SHOP -


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm

5 kosher pork filled lions


ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME -




IMMORTALITY - It always sounds fun at first until THIS guy shows up at your party


TAGS: the tv show should ve had kurgan win at the end
Rating: 3.91/5

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Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 8:56 pm
Highlander references!


THIRTEEN - out of a possible 10




WE INTERRUPT THIS DREAM - to bring you breaking news out of Memphis


TAGS: i had one more dream to do
Rating: 3.37/5

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BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 3:15 pm
Epic!
DreMagnum - October 29, 2009, 12:35 pm
It gets my 5 lions, talk about a demotivator
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:30 pm
A pork-chop shaped like Elvis was found today......More news at eleven.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:17 pm
Woah. Heavy.


CHOICES -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.3/5

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winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm
You are the dumbest fucktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a fucking factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a cunt.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax


CHAD KROEGER - Sometimes mistaken for Kurt Cobain. How I don't know.




SHIT - Comes in varying shades


TAGS: shit shades
Rating: 2.45/5

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GoForthAndDie - December 27, 2008, 6:00 pm
And then it gets posted here.


ENTER THE NINJA -




STUPIDITY -




SUICIDE BOMBINGS DOWN -


TAGS: susan boyle jihad
Rating: 4.52/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 21, 2012, 9:24 am
The one person on the planet who scares the the living shit out of Simon Cowell and makes him look a right idiot for getting it wrong.
tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:39 pm
I laughed, this is good Airman... but oh, so mean. She does have a beautiful voice. There's beauty in everyone! But then again... still funny.
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:24 pm

lol5


Experience Vayalar Ramavarma -




WE DONT HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF CHANGE - Not when its for the benefit of mankind Now is the time to change




A SHADOW - all we see are shadows mere copies of whats there.




INNOCENCE - Goes good with ketchup




EMOTIONAL ALCOHOLISM - A part of you just want to get drunk again




"NEVER FEAR SHADOWS." - "...They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby." Ruth E. Renkel




SINCE YOU LEFT - I'm just a shodow of a man




CHEATERS - Mark's now ex-girlfriend kept wondering about the fishy smell on his fingers.




OCHO CINCO - Because your life is one big practical joke


TAGS: chad johnson football celebrity
Rating: 2.81/5

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NYG - August 13, 2009, 10:31 am
85 Will be his age when the Bengals make it back to the SB lol
Firefly - June 27, 2009, 6:55 am
Why?
Tony G - December 2, 2008, 12:44 pm
most retarded last name period epic fail


MAC & C.H.E.E.S.E. - Too bad for Joey! His robot sidekick turned out to be Anti- and not Pro-Mac!




STRETCHING - An Important aspect of the game




A FACE - Only a "MUJAHID" could love.




IRANIAN OIL BOURSE - Putting the terminally ill Dollar out of it's misery since October 2009


TAGS: you had a good run
Rating: 1.25/5

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Muck - November 5, 2009, 12:22 pm
Looking at the rating I take it that apart from the sloppy poster there are no fans of the free-market here?


Party Hats -


TAGS: 50 shades of grey
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 20, 2015, 2:39 am
Fifty Shades of Grey posters, They always seem to be funny like this one Greeny. A 5er
GaryO - May 20, 2015, 1:56 am
Always the gentle subtleties. Always the fives.
mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 7:56 pm
Oh GAWD, Greeny!!!!! 5L for party hats and 5L for terrrrrible pun!!!!! I'm collecting '50 shades' jokes. Adding this one! Enjoyed the books, passing on the movie. LUV this!!


MOONLIGHT -


TAGS: shes just a shadow cubby
Rating: 4.89/5

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Cubbybear - November 10, 2010, 11:42 pm
This photo reminded me of that old Starbuck song, Moonlight,feels Right


FAIR WARNING -


TAGS: cats home you had your chance keep walking
Rating: 4.68/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:18 pm
5L
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:59 pm
this is beautiful, another dumpling, sonny? 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:51 pm
LMAO! aaaaaaaaaargh!
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 9:49 pm
Lets not forget the the famous, " You eat yet? You need eat, hold on I will get you something"


REMINISCING -




ANYTHING YOU SAY... -


TAGS: sorry bud i just had to
Rating: 4.53/5

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jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 2:36 am
LOL love it!
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 3:21 pm
You making Caesars TOC?
thatonechick - June 24, 2010, 3:16 pm
Worcestershire?
jesterer - June 24, 2010, 2:58 pm
Worstesterest
ICEMAN - June 22, 2010, 10:58 pm
Not bad for a 'noob'. Heh, heh. 5L
deadraisin - June 22, 2010, 3:50 pm
Now that is good humour, ice cream.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:49 pm
Not with palm trees in the background! Not even in BC.
GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 3:45 pm
that must be the canadian version. 5L
Chef - June 22, 2010, 3:42 pm
Nicely played man... Speed AND burn in one amazing poster! You get 5 Lions... 1 for each Frat Finger raised
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:41 pm
Thanks guys! I wonder who approved it?
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 3:41 pm
I bow down to a master 5/5
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 3:39 pm
EPIC FUKCING WIN!!! This is double platinum gold!


PYROMANIACS -


TAGS: george carlin had it right
Rating: 4.53/5

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Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 11:23 am
Amsome! You know it is a bitter sweet day when this poster has 11 5L votes but isn't even in the top five!


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